I am breaking up ...
Yes... after 15 months together, I have decided to call it quits. This relationship is no longer working for me. I can't cope with the empty promises and the unreliability anymore.
Yes... this is the end for us... Mr Yellow Man!
I dunno, perhaps I just got tired of you. Tired of getting all the SMSes telling me that I have missed calls from this number or that number although my phone was turned on at all times. Tired of getting my conversation cut off abruptly when I was travelling along my usual route to and from work. Tired of receiving all the spam messages EVERY morning.
You used to be much better. I was happy with you for a while... and then things changed. Was it me? ... Was it you?...
Perhaps it's also because there is a someone else... someone in blue called Celcom. I know they can be pretty sucky too but at least their reception is much better than yours! At least I could still text in my office's toilet!
Also, they are too seductive to resist with this:
Goodbye Mr Yellow Man (aka DiGi).
